JAMES & JASMINE: December 2007

Friday, December 28, 2007

LET ME SHARE SOME FUNNY STUFFS WITH YOU GUYS. (:

okay, look at the above hazardous thingy.
its talking about women.
i laugh hard when i read boils at absolutely nothing and explodes spontaneously without warning.

isn't it obviously saying that women gets angry damn easily and unreasonably?
HAHA. true?

so this boy named Jathun, answers the question by his own imagination.
HAHA.

if you guys can't see clearly i shall type it down.

Question : He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain"
Answer : Because he slept with his boss' wife.

LOL.

Another student that went into bonkers during exams?
started off with pretty workings and ended off with a hang.
HA!

okay, to me.
this is the FUNNIEST.

see the way this student here expands?
oh my! laugh die me~

elimination?
doesn't works here. LOL.

again talking about women.
ended up linking women to problems.
LOL.

NOW SHARING SOME MEANINGS FROM KIDS OF 4-8 YEARS OLD.
QUESTION : WHAT DOES LOVE MEANS? *cute

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6

'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4

posted by: Jasmine @ 11:02 AM

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MY DEAR DAILY READERS ..

i've finally change my blogskin again.
my bitch is like finally? HAHA.
just a simple one lah.
don't wanna have a complicated one.
as long as you guys can read clearly.
thats the business. =p BLEAH!

i think i gotta turn in soon.
tml shall make the prettiest out of me to go out w baby!
v long time nv go out together.
i am so looking forward.
even if its just a short while.
and now i can wear my new heels and clothes! YAY!

posted by: Jasmine @ 2:07 AM

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

feeling very sleepy now.
accompanied huiwen to cwp.
she went to get her watch repaired and bought herself earrings.

and we went to smk.
so afraid of the smell so i quickly put on perfume before meeting my family.
we had dinner at "DIAN XIAO ER".
a pity big bro never come with us.
good food ley!

eat until $80 plus.
quite worth it.
the duck is really nice.
and also their pork ribs.
YUMS.

after that walk around awhile luh.
went down to find my aiai Joan Poh.
chat with her quite awhile and keep di siao her.
so fun!
her hair so cute lah.
damn short can?

i bought a red hp pouch!
damn beautiful lah.
got shimmering stones on it.
2kor pay for it. $15.90!
how nice of him uh!
i love it like bao!

i miss baby.
he told me he is on the way home now.
wonder if throughout the whole day he misses me.
i know he will very tired.
so didn't really asked him for more msgs either.
loves.

posted by: Jasmine @ 10:58 PM

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found my pic in jie's hp.
taken on prom night last yr.
bleah!
cat woman~

my vintage dress.

so love.

my desktop.
im mad uh.
hahah!
self obsessed.

baby n me.

24th December 2007

its x'mas eve.
i didn't celebrate it this yr.
heh.
had dinner with baby's family.
yummy!
nv really go anywhere during hols.

25th December 2007

ahting work at marsiling.
so me and baby went over to find her awhile.
and went back to slp cos we always slp in the morning!
arhhs.
can c i gt nth much to blog alr lo!

26th December 2007

baby went to collect his pay at suntec city.
so i went to find ah ting.
she alone have to look after the whole stall lah.
so will b v busy.
indeed being there w her for 3 hours.
i helped out alot!
i give customers change, even collect ice.
and even know how to make BUBBLE TEA!
also learn how to make ice blended all.
customers also didn't realise i am not working there lah.
cos i did some for customers too.

i tell you. IS DAMN FUN! HAHA.
enjoyed myself alot.
and later on baby came over to fetch me.
went back to his place watch tv.
rest. cos he also v tired le.. lol.

27th December 2007

i'm at hm now.
watching vcd w my 2kor.
"xing ru lai shen zhang" ?
nice lah, Zhang Zhi Lin act der.
got SG pp also. Christopher Lee & Phyllis Quek.
don't really like her acting. BLAH.

baby went back to work at Sony.
but this time instead of mp3/4s.
he is selling TVs!
its just some kind of fair lah.
so won't lasts long.

happy is ..

baby promised to bring me out tml.
he even tell himself no matter what he will not work tml.
he must bring me out.
we planned to buy his clothes first.
and have sakae sushi for lunch.
and catch "Warlords" in the night.

and also this coming saturday maybe going De' Royal pub to drink.
has been v long since i last went to pub.
happy!

i love u mah baby! (:

okay, later might be meeting mom at cwp for dinner.
2 kor and 2sao also going cwp for foot reflexology.
they really do know how to enjoy life eh?
and a must! i must rmb to get my fake eyelashes. weeeee~

posted by: Jasmine @ 5:14 PM

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

5am this morning went 7-11 buy these w baby.
went back to watch vcds till 8am.
HA!

without make up!
totally no make up leh!
only fake eyelashes.

now all of u can tk a look at original me.
without make up.
without eye brows !

those eyelashes.

tt pimple ruin my photo!
angry!

i love it lei!
mus go and buy liao!

nice mahs? LOL

i so miss baby.
he sleeping ler.
i at hm.
tmr is xmas eve ler.
i am not gonna celebrate this yr.
HA. xmas is nth de lah.
nth much to play also.
BLEAH~
cant possibly go with my parents to their church friends place right?
mmmm.

sorry baby i always upset you.
i love you.

this afternoon met up with my bitch.
accompanied her to eat kway chap.
LOL. eeeeyeeerrrr. =p
and heavy rain can?
baby borrowed an umbrella from his neighbour and came to woodgrove to fetch me.
and my bitch make noise again.
want me to fetch her to the opposite.
and my legs soaked into those muddy waters lah!
hahah. she very cheap hor.

i so kind hor EILEEN NEO?
you better say yes, LOL.
not everyone got this privilege de hor.

tml must take care of Dion.
heee.
mum bought the 881 dvd already.
i wait for baby to watch together.
cos i know he also wanna watch it! (:

muacks.
i am looking forward to wear my new shoes and new clothes!
hah!

posted by: Jasmine @ 11:47 PM

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Friday, 21st December 2007

went to sing early bird with baby!
so fun luh. sang many many songs.
and also saw Jervon there.
Jervon also came up to baby's place after singing.
we play her DS, damn fun! bleah!

Saturday, 22nd December 2007

woke up at 5am because i slept at 9pm.
went to 7-11 with baby to meet his sister.
bought cup noodles.
ate and i slept again.
lol.
and woke up again around 8am to eat nasi lemak.
omg.
and sleep again. =/

dad came over to fetch me for dinner around 6plus.
raining heavily luh. LOL.
went chongpang for dinner w dad, mom, dion.
i didn't know there is so much food there!
we ordered alot okay.

ordered fish porridge, chee kueh, iced chin chao.
also chicken chop, wanton mee, carrot cake, rojak, sugarcane juice.

ALOT RIGHT !
all share share then finish up liao. (:

watching "天国的树“ now.
very touching lah.
nice show!

i miss baby alot.
he's still asleep. =p
like pig hors.
now i'm finally at home ler.

her xmas dress & her new shoes.

@ chongpang.
hee.

bought myself shoe again.
mad right.
comfort leh.
wedged one.

posted by: Jasmine @ 9:31 PM

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

our dinner.
looks so unpleasant uh.
finish le mah!
heee.

got satay, kangkong, stingray,
bbq wings, tou hua w pearls, sugarcane juice, fried oyster~

bought moomoo sandwich icecream from esso's NTUC.
nice ley!
heeee.
with soft cookies.

just love to camwhore uh.
blah!
with minimum makeup.

chomp chomp!

food was nice.
and we enjoyed a man's singing.
he sat there with his guitar.
singing songs of different languages and making the customers happy.
my dad enjoyed himself till we sat there longer after finishing our food.
HEHEH.

that man is really good.
everyone donates.
ang mohs all very happy and enjoying.
damn happening lah!
even got one uncle step out to dance waltz.
how cute?!

okay, i always enjoy my days with my family.

i miss my baby alot.
he is still asleep.
i can't forget the way he sang when he is sleeping.
oh my goodness.
the ever cutest living thing i've ever seen!
BLEAH! i love you!

posted by: Jasmine @ 10:14 PM

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face warps!

camwhore

actual picture

after face warp 1
professor !

face warp 2
globber !

face warp 3
happy fool .

the collage i did last year.

actual pic of mom.

face warp 1
wide smile!

face warp 2
grit !

big brother actual pic

after face warp.
big nose!

see those pictures and face warps?
so cute aren't they!
LOL.

i sent it to mom's phone by mms.
but unluckily she couldn't retrieve it.
but she already chided me when i show it to her just now.
whahah!
and you know, the 38 her.

baby is so cute!
i heard him speak when sleeping.
sleep talkings.
even sang.
omg! so cute!
love him to bits!

2kor and lala say wanna go chompchomp for dinner!
YAY !
dad driving i guess.
my big cravings luh!
hope that there is not crowded.
because today is holiday eve.

stingrays ! bbq wings ! sugarcane juice ! satays ! tou hua !
i am coming for you! =p
YUMMY!

posted by: Jasmine @ 6:24 PM

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

am at boyfriend's place now.

boyfriend sleeping like pig luh.

spending my another night here today.

because, staying at home is totally bored!

i am very hungry now luh!

shall cook smth for myself. =p

and watch tv while waiting for baby to wakey.

LALALALALAs ~

posted by: Jasmine @ 8:31 PM

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used to sleeping in the morning.
now i can't get to slp.
using my lappy in mom's rm.
ahgong in the living room.
so i can't watch tv to kill time.
can't chat w baby on phone.
i am dying can?

hate this stupid feeling of nth to do.
and not able to do anything.
and eyes are so wide open when others are in their dreams.
argh!

AGHHHHHHHHHHH~
baby whr r u~~

posted by: Jasmine @ 1:40 AM

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intro songs.

1. 小情歌 by 苏打绿

2. 我介意 by 金沙

both is my addiction now!
damn nice.

posted by: Jasmine @ 1:38 AM

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